Watching MTV earlier, I had the bad fortune to catch a bit of the Black Eyed Peas' new toon, which appears to be about women's butts. The "song" contains the line (and I am NOT making this up...) "My hump, my hump my hump my hump, my lovely lady-lumps..." This surely rivals Madonna's "I drive a Mini Cooper and I'm feeling super-duper..." as worst lyric EVER written and is bound to be a breach of the Geneva Songwriting Convention or something.

Anyone like to contribute entries to the Songwriting Hall of Shame ?

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