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My worst date was this guy who told me a story bout how his mum died choking on a pork ball the family thot she was having a heart attack and gave her cpr only to blow the pork ball further in. I pissed myself laughing thinking he was joking. He wasnt of course
needless to say i didnt see him again
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:shock: omg :lol: sorry i,m laughing too - arh bless!
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Oh yes if theres a situation i can put my foot in ill do it. My latest blunder was at a party my mums mates husband :???: was teasing my sister bout her short skirt and i said with innuendo is that y u look stiff and his wife said no thats cos hes in a back brace for some problem he had which i dont remember now. The poor man couldnt bend over which i was too drunk to see. All i meant was his penis was stiff from the short skirt :lol: :roll: . Take me nowere :roll:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i bet he knew what u meant really :lol: :lol: u are mad lizzie :wink:
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