eerrghhhhh I have to cover my eyes !!!

I cant watch im afraid i cringe at Emmerdale when they snog ! im rubbish

However after a bottle of rose ! :grin:

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Lol yeah trudie the wine helps. I dont reallylike watching it sober but with a drink in me i think im the main star :lol: :lol: :twisted:

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LIZZIE XXXXX

some of the positions they do ! WOW !!!!

I think to star in a porn movie you need the biggest implants and a degree in acrobats and yoga !

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There was a horror-porn film on the Horror Channel last weekend called (I swear) 'Maniac Nurses in Ecstasy'. These busty (of course) nurses ran an asylum and their unforms would fall off without warning, then they would shag the patients and kill them. I was really badly dubbed and with TERRIBLE effects. I laughed SO hard !

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"May the terrapins of happiness nibble you 'til you're sure" - Gary Lightbody

no not watched one yet! can't remember if he was drunk when i told him so he's forgotten or just didn't think i was being serious!

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So sarah u go buy one or i can post u one if u like :lol:

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LIZZIE XXXXX

ooh gosh i couldn't go buy one! i'll bring it up with him again sometime, then there just needs to be a weekend that his housemate is not there so we can watch it!

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While we were at uni, me and my fella used to buy porn and sell it to his mates and brothers for a profit!! porn dealers!!!

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"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow"

his housemate is away this weekend! usually means that i get loads of action! ;-)

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Yaaay. Sarah and a porno!!!

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"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow"