A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied

On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

* The Death Slide

* The Wall of Fear

* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake


Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms . What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted . He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed . "I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"

The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.

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lmao thats so good :lol:

lmao that is good *clap clap* lol

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Claire's ebay

:lol: that was great :lol:

That day sounded so much fun :lol: might ask that for my birthday :lol:

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Karen's Ebay

Thats good

That cheered me up! Thanks

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