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mandy_lewis · #1 (**permalink**) 09-04-2006, 08:27 AM

SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man
that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But
there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and
you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was
bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no
Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a
brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking
when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have
batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with
a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

it took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little
weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell
with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless
multispeed!

[Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful
of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!