Another couple of jokes... - Love & Relationship Forums

Polly F · #1 (**permalink**) 10-13-2006, 07:47 PM

Mother Superior holds a meeting in the convent:

'I've something serious to tell you all, we have a case of gonnorhoea in the convent...'

An elderly nun at the back replies,
'thank God for that, I'm getting sick of chardonnay...'

Polly F · #2 (**permalink**) 10-13-2006, 07:49 PM

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the
wine coolly for a second without looking over at the man........and decided
to send a reply note. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took
the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read:
[align=center]
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
your
garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants." [/align]

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read:

[align=center]"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a
BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. However, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back." [/align]